Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Thank you Captain Obvious.

While responding to the completely hilaious videas that have been posted the Grandpa Terrorists stated this new little gem; "None of the People supported by this blog controls its content."
OMG, Really? Thats is juat as stupid as 'Stanks-a-bit' saying he's not a NAZI after it was 'disclosed' that he was born in Germany! My goodness those folsk truly believ that everyone is stupid! Which completly makes their attitude that we all need THEM to show us the way understandable! They really are that deluded that they think they are helping us, guiding us through the wickedness of the world to a better place, if we would all just listen to them this town would really be a nice place, damn it!
They say we don't need no stinking blue mountain outlook, the grand terrace city news is the ONLY paper this town needs!
They dont want us to seel fireworks, not because of any real safety issue but solely because those sports associations will just spend all that money on trinkets and trophies. They say instead of EVERYONE getting a trophy it would be a good thing that only WINNERS get them, it will make the losers try harder next year!
They have implied that a person got that super wonderful guy Miller arrested simply because she slept with a high ranking official, damn if she can get INNOCENT people arrested with sex then SIGN ME UP!
They admit that Walt previously voted incorrectly and have have assured us that they will not allow it to happen again. Once they whispered in his ear; "psssst, those stipends may not be cool.... and there's money missing from the RDA..." he listened and obeyed like the good little boy he is. They want us to know that with the guidance and widom of the Grandpa Terrorists, Walt will be a good Mayor.
They have defended Walt's harsh, condescending and violent tones as 'passion for whats right' and even his wife has said that his 'anger issue' have been blown out of proportion and he is not a WIFE BEATER!
Yes folks the Grandpa Terrorists have gotten one point of obviousness right, we do need a change, a change in direction AWAY from the constant negativity of the career loser at the Grandpa Terrorist organization. It to late to cry over not being asked to the prom Patrica, you day has past. Marge, W.R. Hurst your ARE NOT, get over yourself! And Cynthia, please........
Walt, you gotta ask yourself who you are really working for, do these bitter old socialites really have the best interests of Grand Terrace at heart? Hell, do YOU? I'm just saying.

7 comments:

  1. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  2. "There once was a feeling not talking about the Blog or the Author would keep it in obscurity. Well apparently that has changed."
    Yeah, there was a time when no one really gave a shit about Grandpa Terrace, luckily they figured out how to increase their hits. By posting increasingly more and more negative attacks and making it more entertaining than informing they tapped into the magic bullet of promotion. Terry Jones down in Florida also discovered this handy concept, doesn't make it ok for him either.

    ReplyDelete
  3. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  4. The only action Gramps has requested others to do was and is, is to be engaged in being an active citizen and demand good governance from their elected officials. If that is negative, well so be it call Gramps negative...

    Were it THAT simple folks, were it that simple... You mercilessly hound those you feel don't follow the Grandpa Terrorist doctrine while touting your own 'expertise' in all things city management related. Monday morning is NOT the time ti win Sundays games folks! If you KNOW so muc freaking RUN FOR OFFICE! Oh wait, you have, and lost, or were 'removed'... Everyone is an expert when side line commentating I guess, and its a lot easier to second guess the ones who really try from the shadows under you electronic white hoods than get off you ass and pitch in. In that way you are the stereotypical bad Grandfather figure, old burnt out and ruthlessly opinionated but not any real good at all.... Yeah I guess Gramps IS negative. I'm just saying.

    ReplyDelete
  5. So GrandPaTerrace is now, Herman Hilkey, Doug Wilson, Tom Schwab, Bea Cortes, Maryetta Ferre, Dennis Kidd, Sally McGuire, Jim Miller, Roy Nix, Hugh Grant, Tony Petta, Gene Carlstrom, Byron Mattesen, Jim Singleton or Richard Loder or Sylvia Robles? Cast a wide net when trying to catch a ghost writer and you get air.

    ReplyDelete
  6. No need to CATCH anything Gramps, it is, as it has always been, known who the main players are. Its getting fun now isn't it? I hope you like kitchens. I'm just saying.

    ReplyDelete
  7. "Cast a wide net when trying to catch a ghost writer and you get air."
    i adore the way they throw the term 'ghost writer' as if it were some noble title! its more like a synonym for pussy.

    ReplyDelete